This tote doesn’t carry cables. It carries conviction.
With a possum curled around a gum tree and WiFi bars made from eucalyptus leaves, the Wildlife Not Wifi tote is a soft-spoken protest in heavyweight cotton — for the wild ones who’d rather carry snacks than scrolls, and who know that signal strength isn’t always measured in bars.
Whether you're hitting the growers’ market, heading to the bush, or just escaping the group chat, this bag brings quiet resistance with every swing of the arm.
Unplugged. Unbothered. Unapologetically wild.
🧳 Spacious 10L capacity – From books to bush snacks
🌿 Premium heavyweight cotton (300+ g/m²) – Tough as a tree hug
🧵 Reinforced stitching – For daily hauls and off-grid adventures
🧺 Hand-wash recommended – This possum prefers gentle handling
🇦🇺 Designed with heart (and no reception) in Tasmania