
Unplug and Rewild - Wildlife, not Wifi - Brushtail Possum - Premium Unisex Tank Top
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Signal Lost. Nature Found.
This one’s for the wild units, the bush roamers, and the barefoot brewers who know that WiFi can’t compete with wallabies at dawn.
Our Wildlife Not Wifi muscle tank drops the noise and dials up the signal — three eucalyptus leaves rising like WiFi bars, a possum wrapped around a gum tree, and a message that says exactly what you're thinking when your phone’s on 1%: good.
Built for trail runs, gym grinds, or slow sips by the fire, this tank keeps it grounded in nature and light on your back.
Train hard. Disconnect harder.
Details:
🦘 Lightweight. Sweat-ready. Hike, lift, or laze.
💪 Designed for chest days, bush days, and everything between
🔥 Earthy attitude, Aussie made
👕 Modern fit – tailored for comfort and style
🔄 Rounded neckline – classic, breathable, easy to wear
🌿 Ultra-soft combed & ring-spun cotton – smooth against the skin
🎨 Solid colours: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
🌀 Triblend colours: 50% polyester, 25% combed & ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
🎨 Fibre content may vary by colour
🇦🇺 Designed with heart in Aus
Size guide
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
A) Length (cm) | 66 | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 |
B) Width (cm) | 82.6 | 92.8 | 102.8 | 113 | 123.2 | 133.4 |
B) Half Chest (cm) | 41.3 | 46.4 | 51.4 | 56.5 | 61.6 | 66.7 |
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
B) Width (inches) | 32.5 | 36.5 | 40.5 | 44.5 | 48.5 | 52.5 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 16.3 | 18.3 | 20.2 | 22.2 | 24.3 | 26.3 |
Care instructions
Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
Tumble Dry | Low |
Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
Iron | Do not iron |